Western Manners

[Old Reb]

Re: Western Manners

Ah, Hank. Excellent. Reminds me of the old fellow who got tired of folks stealing his watermelons, so he put a sign in his patch that read, "Beware. One of these melons is poisoned." A couple of days later he went out to his patch and there was a new sign which read, "Beware. Two melons in this patch are poisoned."

[Auld Pelty]

Re: Western Manners

Tom, if you were a partisan, you could capture Hank and make him a food tester. And Emily too.