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Why So Serious????
Do not adjust your screen. You are in the right place. This is The Joker and we have assumed control of The Authentic Campaigner. We are C.L.A.H.P. Comic-Cons Laughing At Historical Participants. The "H" is silent.
I am writing from the bowels of my parent's unfinished basement, surrounded by leaking pipes and tortured by the footsteps constantly overhead. As I write, I gnaw on a scrumptious Pepperoni Pizza Hot Pocket with my trusty two liter of Mountain Dew. The siege is on!
There are many of us. We have hacked all of the administrator and moderator accounts. We are the best in the business. There is no escape. We are professionals and we are going to chaaaange a few things around here.
You all are so pious, with your accuracy and buttonholes. You sit on your perch here babbling on about hisssstory and preservation. You go to your stupid little events. And for what? To sleep on the ground in your silly soldier costumes. You all are sooooo boooooring. You need a little something to spice things up, so here we are!
From now on, the Civil War is BANISHED from this forum! No more hissstory. No more EBUFU and whatever other clothes you wear! No more, "George Washington is the best Confederate General". No more! End of the road for your discussions about the Battle of Iwo Jima. Your dates and your knowledge. Bah! Let's have some real fun, shalllll we?
The Authentic Campaigner is now Marvel vs. DC!!!!! You hear that you eggheads of useless information! Bow before The CLAHP!
Hold on a second...
OK. I'm back. Stupid parents. DON'T THEY SEE THE SIGN ON MY DOOR!!!!!
Ahem. You are FINISHED! Finished I say! Welcome to your new comic reality HISTORY NERDS!!!!
Heeeerrrre... Weeeee... Go!
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